Green Inferno aka Cannibal Holocaust II (1988)

Green Inferno aka Cannibal Holocaust II (1988)

There aren't really any cannibals in Cannibal Holocaust II. It's been a few days since I've seen it so it's starting to feel like a fever dream, but I distinctly remember no on screen cannibalism.
Spider Monster (蜘蛛怪)

Spider Monster (蜘蛛怪)

I'm not going to lie to you. This article is an excuse to tell you to watch The Super Inframan.
Scorpio 70 - US poster

Scorpio 70 – US poster

This is one of those posters I had to spend several minutes looking at to ensure I was definitely a part of waking life and not merely dreaming.
An unexpected beat down from American Hunter

An unexpected beat down from American Hunter

American Hunter was apparently a key influence for Benjamin Marra's incredible Terror Assaulter (O.M.W.O.T.). The Arizal influence can definitely be seen in the ridiculous dialogue ("Let's just say, [insert something stupid here]"), the relentless explosions, and, of course, the absurd fight scenes.
Outback Vampires (1987)

Outback Vampires (1987)

Outback Vampires is not a lost Ozploitation classic, but for all its slog, I'm glad I checked it out. There's enough head-scratching weirdness to make it a worthwhile watch. It would have been an incredible experience to stumble across this on TV.
Evils of the Night - US poster

Evils of the Night – US poster

Combine that synopsis with the following beautiful poster and we could have one of the greatest films ever made on our hands. We don't, of course... but we could.
I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

My favourite moment in Hot Lunch is when Desiree Cousteau and Brigit Olsen trade verbal blows in a battle for the film's (hysterically bland) leading stud. The dialogue has a John Waters-esque filth and absurdity to it. I love it!
Steele Justice (1987)

Steele Justice (1987)

In-between Karate Kids, Hollywood sought fit to grant Martin Kove a leading role in an action film. Does Kove have the charisma to pull off a starring role? Spoiler alert: no.
Steve: Death Collector (2015)

Steve: Death Collector (2015)

So, give Steve a chance? I say go for it, if you can get a hold of the movie and want something hokey, irreverent, and proud then you won't be disappointed.
Heroes Three - Spanish poster

Heroes Three – Spanish poster

Mid-punch action! Beams of light! Furious faces! Weapons! I highly recommend clicking through to see a blown up version of this out of control poster for Heroes Three!
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Green Inferno aka Cannibal Holocaust II (1988)

Green Inferno aka Cannibal Holocaust II (1988)

There aren't really any cannibals in Cannibal Holocaust II. It's been a few days since I've seen it so it's starting to feel like a fever dream, but I distinctly remember no on screen cannibalism.
Spider Monster (蜘蛛怪)

Spider Monster (蜘蛛怪)

I'm not going to lie to you. This article is an excuse to tell you to watch The Super Inframan.
Scorpio 70 - US poster

Scorpio 70 – US poster

This is one of those posters I had to spend several minutes looking at to ensure I was definitely a part of waking life and not merely dreaming.
An unexpected beat down from American Hunter

An unexpected beat down from American Hunter

American Hunter was apparently a key influence for Benjamin Marra's incredible Terror Assaulter (O.M.W.O.T.). The Arizal influence can definitely be seen in the ridiculous dialogue ("Let's just say, [insert something stupid here]"), the relentless explosions, and, of course, the absurd fight scenes.
Outback Vampires (1987)

Outback Vampires (1987)

Outback Vampires is not a lost Ozploitation classic, but for all its slog, I'm glad I checked it out. There's enough head-scratching weirdness to make it a worthwhile watch. It would have been an incredible experience to stumble across this on TV.
Evils of the Night - US poster

Evils of the Night – US poster

Combine that synopsis with the following beautiful poster and we could have one of the greatest films ever made on our hands. We don't, of course... but we could.
I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

My favourite moment in Hot Lunch is when Desiree Cousteau and Brigit Olsen trade verbal blows in a battle for the film's (hysterically bland) leading stud. The dialogue has a John Waters-esque filth and absurdity to it. I love it!
Steele Justice (1987)

Steele Justice (1987)

In-between Karate Kids, Hollywood sought fit to grant Martin Kove a leading role in an action film. Does Kove have the charisma to pull off a starring role? Spoiler alert: no.
Steve: Death Collector (2015)

Steve: Death Collector (2015)

So, give Steve a chance? I say go for it, if you can get a hold of the movie and want something hokey, irreverent, and proud then you won't be disappointed.
Heroes Three - Spanish poster

Heroes Three – Spanish poster

Mid-punch action! Beams of light! Furious faces! Weapons! I highly recommend clicking through to see a blown up version of this out of control poster for Heroes Three!
Mutant birth nightmare from It's Alive III

Mutant birth nightmare from It’s Alive III

It's Alive III: Island of the Alive is my favourite from Larry Cohen's mutant baby franchise. Why? Because it doesn't take itself seriously as witnessed in this insane opening scene.
Little Devils: The Birth (1993)

Little Devils: The Birth (1993)

While this is no Gremlins, Little Devils is a blast from start to finish. I went in expecting dull garbage, instead I found scratching my head about its poor reputation.