Vampire boob skewer

Vampire boob skewer

Even if you don't dig Doctor Vampire's jarring mix of genres, it's hard not to appreciate its more insane moments, like a reanimated corpse running around with a boner and, in the case of this week's clip, a vampire getting her boobs skewered.
The Lords of Magick (1989)

The Lords of Magick (1989)

I’ve watched this twice now and I still can’t figure out why it exists. It isn’t the worst film I’ve ever seen, but it’s not far off either.
Sex, Lies and Videotape - Polish poster

Sex, Lies and Videotape – Polish poster

I liked this poster of the week so much that I pushed ahead with it, even when I couldn't find anything with a resolution I was comfortable with.
Turkish Captain America beats up some goons

Turkish Captain America beats up some goons

Turkey's interpretation of its three famous titular characters is a fucking delight, especially Captain America who is just a regular guy in a silly outfit who punches the crap out of goons.
Sharks' Treasure (1975)

Sharks’ Treasure (1975)

Sharks' Treasure is the most off-putting, jarring cinematic nightmare I've seen in some time. And I'm not even sure if that's a bad thing.
Molester's Train - Japanese poster

Molester’s Train – Japanese poster

Molesting people on trains. It seems like it would be an absurdly specific fetish yet it spawned an entire sub-genre of pink films. We live in a strange and hilarious world.
Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal's daddy

Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal’s daddy

Here are some words to live your life by from True Justice, Seagal's super shitty TV show (yes, way shittier than Lawman).
Double Down (2005)

Double Down (2005)

It takes time to hone in on your skills and master your craft, no matter what it is. In this case, the craft is unintentionally funny filmmaking.
The Case of the Bloody Iris - Italian poster

The Case of the Bloody Iris – Italian poster

There's little I like in this world more than sleazy Italian posters for sleazy giallos.
Corey Feldman dance

Corey Feldman dance

Dream a Little Dream 2 is an endurance test to say the least. Watching the Two Coreys flounder and flop about the set is torture, but no scene is more distressing than this...
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Vampire boob skewer

Vampire boob skewer

Even if you don't dig Doctor Vampire's jarring mix of genres, it's hard not to appreciate its more insane moments, like a reanimated corpse running around with a boner and, in the case of this week's clip, a vampire getting her boobs skewered.
The Lords of Magick (1989)

The Lords of Magick (1989)

I’ve watched this twice now and I still can’t figure out why it exists. It isn’t the worst film I’ve ever seen, but it’s not far off either.
Sex, Lies and Videotape - Polish poster

Sex, Lies and Videotape – Polish poster

I liked this poster of the week so much that I pushed ahead with it, even when I couldn't find anything with a resolution I was comfortable with.
Turkish Captain America beats up some goons

Turkish Captain America beats up some goons

Turkey's interpretation of its three famous titular characters is a fucking delight, especially Captain America who is just a regular guy in a silly outfit who punches the crap out of goons.
Sharks' Treasure (1975)

Sharks’ Treasure (1975)

Sharks' Treasure is the most off-putting, jarring cinematic nightmare I've seen in some time. And I'm not even sure if that's a bad thing.
Molester's Train - Japanese poster

Molester’s Train – Japanese poster

Molesting people on trains. It seems like it would be an absurdly specific fetish yet it spawned an entire sub-genre of pink films. We live in a strange and hilarious world.
Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal's daddy

Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal’s daddy

Here are some words to live your life by from True Justice, Seagal's super shitty TV show (yes, way shittier than Lawman).
Double Down (2005)

Double Down (2005)

It takes time to hone in on your skills and master your craft, no matter what it is. In this case, the craft is unintentionally funny filmmaking.
The Case of the Bloody Iris - Italian poster

The Case of the Bloody Iris – Italian poster

There's little I like in this world more than sleazy Italian posters for sleazy giallos.
Corey Feldman dance

Corey Feldman dance

Dream a Little Dream 2 is an endurance test to say the least. Watching the Two Coreys flounder and flop about the set is torture, but no scene is more distressing than this...
Green Inferno aka Cannibal Holocaust II (1988)

Green Inferno aka Cannibal Holocaust II (1988)

There aren't really any cannibals in Cannibal Holocaust II. It's been a few days since I've seen it so it's starting to feel like a fever dream, but I distinctly remember no on screen cannibalism.
Spider Monster (蜘蛛怪)

Spider Monster (蜘蛛怪)

I'm not going to lie to you. This article is an excuse to tell you to watch The Super Inframan.