Misc. Trash
Cabaret Sin (1987) & Empire of the Sins (1988)

Cabaret Sin (1987) & Empire of the Sins (1988)

Despite the graphic fucking, I sometimes had to remind myself I was watching a hardcore porn film. Other times I had to remind myself I was watching a film. Cabaret Sin and its sequel's refusal to adhere to comprehensible storytelling creates an intoxicating, almost ethereal effect.
John Virgo: Playing for Laughs (1993)

John Virgo: Playing for Laughs (1993)

I'm the first to admit I watch some garbage, but rarely have I watched something so bad that I felt completely ashamed of myself for owning it – however this, ladies and gentlemen is hands down the worst thing I've ever owned.
Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout (1990)

Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout (1990)

Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout isn't really a movie. It's not even a workout video. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure glad it exists.
Big Money Hustlas (2000) & Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Big Money Hustlas (2000) & Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Despite not having any artistic merit, or original ideas of their own, there is a clear identity being celebrated by the band and their fan-base. An obnoxious identity, but it's a strong one and it lends the film an individuality that is missing from most other hip-hop centric films.
Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man II (1994)

Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man II (1994)

Vernon Wells was never a good actor. In fact, you could say he's one of the worst actors to have ever graced cinema. But what you get with a Vernon Wells performance isn't acting. It's art.
Corruption (1968)

Corruption (1968)

While it's certainly not Peter Cushing's classiest role, he still manages to bring his trademark integrity to the part making it one of his most unconventional performances and thus creating a totally unique and worthwhile film experience.
Y2K Family Survival Guide (1998)

Y2K Family Survival Guide (1998)

Leonard Nimoy presents the ultimate guide on surviving the Y2K apocalypse for you and your family.
Gut-Pile (1997)

Gut-Pile (1997)

Gut-Pile delivers cheap, cheesy horror in earnest. And that's why I like it.
Friday the 13th: Halloween Night (1994)

Friday the 13th: Halloween Night (1994)

I know the effort it takes to make a film and it blows my mind that someone could be fan enough to dedicate that much time to something that is essentially not their own. With that in mind, this is a post for those true heroes of horror: the fan-filmmakers.
'Necromania': A Tale of Weird Love! (1971)

‘Necromania’: A Tale of Weird Love! (1971)

Ed Wood has always existed on the bottom rung of cinematic artistry so it would stand to reason that he would descend into the grimy sordid world of skin flicks, blueys, fuzzy films... pornography.
Bach ke Zara (2008)

Bach ke Zara (2008)

Bach ke Zara looks like it could have come out only a couple of years after Sam Raimi's original film. The only giveaway to its production year is the costuming and a horrific, and amazingly out of place, dance number featuring a mud smeared sexy lady and muscle men.
Manborg (2011)

Manborg (2011)

When I first saw the trailer of Father’s Day, it was love at first sight. With lines like, “You know how many dads go missing around here, motherfucker?” and a plot that focused on the Fuchman, a rapist and murderer of dads, I knew I had to see it as soon as possible. This was...