Don’t Stop My Crazy Love for You (1993) is an impressively offensive CAT III effort. It has all the hallmarks of an obnoxious offering from the golden age of Hong Kong lunacy: horrendous rape scenes parading as erotica, Simon Yam in drag, a “dicky” being shot off…

… and, most importantly, hilarious and befuddling subtitles. Take this week’s clip as an example: an intimate discussion about dicks, or “dickies” as the film often refers to them as. Not only does this scene warn us against the dangers of “nutritious soup”, it also debates the age old dilemma of whether you can put a computer inside a penis.