A small collection rubbish songs recorded for the movies. What are some of your favourites?

The thieves of innocence

Light of Day was a Joan Jett vehicle famous for trying to portray Michael J. Fox as a rock n’ roll badass. It didn’t work, as evidenced by the following.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HibE5KIVxBs&w=540]

As an old school Nintendo fanatic, there are very few things in life as depressing as the ‘Super Mario Bros’ movie… except perhaps for the following Roxette travesty they commissioned.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El7GVPUl-r0&w=540]

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ was one of the defining films from my childhood. Despite the best efforts of Vanilla Ice.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4&w=540]

I don’t understand the correlation between MC Hammer and ‘The Addams Family’ either.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAg_bjxTPg&w=540]

I’ll never understand why the makers behind seminal 80s phenom, ‘The Goonies’ felt it necessary to enlist the help of Cyndi Lauper.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs&feature=player_embedded&w=540]

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