Puppet fart
Saga of the Phoenix, Lam Ngai Kai's lacklustre followup to Peacock King, is worth watching for one reason and one reason alone: to see a puppet fart in Biao Yuen's face.
Bad English in Dragon Fight
Billy Tang's Dragon Fight — a decent Jet Li actioner — features an entire room of confused foreign actors. The dubbed English dialogue constantly mumbles and bumbles over the scene. Someone even yells "SHUT UP!" in the middle of the scene.
Kung fu sex!
I'm sure most of you have seen this week's clip. This scene of acrobatic, airborne fucking made its rounds on the internet some years ago.
Daughter of Darkness II (1994)
This is a stupid, stupid film. Along with the original, it's one of the few films I'd describe as pure evil. Pure, stupid evil. In other words, Daughter of Darkness II is a must see film.
The Red Panther (1983)
THE RED PANTHER 1983, Jiang Long Last year I went on a pilgrimage to Hong Kong to see the land that the bulk of my DVD collection is from. After briefly checking out the obligatory tourist spots, I set off to buy all the movies I could fit into my little suitcase, going from mall,...
