Steven Seagal doesn’t know how or when to laugh
Steven Seagal has a famously ridiculous run. His flailing arms and wobbly hands are a wonder to watch. But there's other things Seagal can't do... like laughing properly.
Guzoo: The Thing Forsaken by God – Part I (1986)
Based on the horrific VHS cover, you'd expect Guzoo to be a nasty, nihilistic bonanza of gore and depravity. It isn't. I should have learned by now not to judge a Japanese video tape by its cover.
Steven Seagal’s DTV era, 2002 to 2012 – Part II: The Five Worst
So last week I had the surprisingly hard task of picking my five favourite Seagal direct-to-video era flicks. Not hard because I couldn’t think of five, but hard because I actually had to leave off a few I dig, such as Pistol Whipped (2008) and A Dangerous Man (2009). Yes, I’ve gotten to such a...
Steven Seagal’s DTV era, 2002 to 2012 – Part I: The Five Best
And we’re back! I hope you enjoyed your three weeks holiday from Mondo Exploito, because here I am to ruin your day with a slew of Seagal films for those who wish to brave his post-Half Past Dead (2002) era. I’ve been wanting to do this post for a long time – since the very...
