Bordel SS (1978)
While it can be a little dull at times and the sex scenes without Lahaie are nothing special (some are downright awful), Bordel SS has to be commended for its surprising ambition and its vicious ending. Not many porn flicks end with death by electrocution and gun-in-mouth suicide.
Sexual training montage courtesy of the SS
In SS Girls, Mattei directly "borrows" from Salon Kitty and gives us a wild, and very silly, sexual training montage where SS-trained girls are forced to fuck fat and deformed men, fire guns, fence, and, uh, spin around in lycra suits.
Sexy banana dance
The sexiest use of food in a sexy dance since Vixen picked up a fish, SS Camp 5: Women's Hell chooses a banana as its weapon of choice in seducing a scummy SS guard.
Nazi tongue violence
Observe the ease in which Serafino Profumo tears out a tongue! The chuckling that ensues! And the hilarious post-violence depression that settles in as soon as Profumo places the tongue on a table!
Sergio Garrone shares his thoughts on reality TV
I recently picked up SS Hell Pack, a DVD triple feature from Media Blasters/Exploitation Digital. While I prefer the films in the followup collection, SS Hell Pack II, this first collection is still a lot of fun. It’s highlight being the wonderfully loopy SS Girls (1977) by Bruno Mattei, Trash God Extraordinaire, which ranks among...
Stolen Nazi testicles
Naziploitation really does blow my mind. How was such an obnoxious and offensive sub-genre allowed to exist and thrive? Lucky it was, I love these historically inaccurate nasties that usually, unsurprisingly, hail from Italy. No matter how cheap they are, they always pack a seedy slap. The Naziploitation sub-genre also gets pretty darn ludicrous, especially...
Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975)
I shouldn’t really be reviewing Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975) in a European Apocalypse article. The European Apocalypse label is supposed to be reserved exclusively for Euro exploitation. Ilsa is an American film, produced by the infamous David F. Friedman, and shot on the leftover sets of Hogan’s Heroes. You don’t get much...
