Sleazy Video Covers
In a time before certification reared its ugly head, the art of video package design was a glorious free-for-all without the slightest hint of restraint. Countless films of dubious quality were produced (still are produced) that had nothing going for it except their garish, utterly over the top video covers. Please enjoy this selection of...
The Malibu Bikini Shop (1986): or My Introduction to Cinematic Breasts
While reflecting upon the scope of the ‘Destroying My Future’ posts, I couldn’t help but acknowledge the fact that many of the films that affected my childhood the most were not children’s movies. To limit myself to such strict confines would be to ignore so many formative monstrosities that damaged my psyche. The following film,...
Cool for Cats (1992)
COOL FOR CATS 1992, dir: Liam Dale Cool For Cats is neither cool nor for cats. I am fully aware that this column is supposed to be about teen movies from the 1980s. And, most importantly, ones from my vast and dust-lined collection in my garage. But on Sunday I was wandering around a...
