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First class and interested in a little head

First class and interested in a little head

The cast of Misty Beethoven is fantastic. The late, great Jamie Gillis, in particular, is amazing; he nails his delivery as skillfully as he nails his co-stars.
Gamakujira (ガマクジラ Gamakujila)

Gamakujira (ガマクジラ Gamakujila)

In "Pearl Oyster Defense Order", the episode's monster, Gamakujira, eats a bunch of pearls. That's it. That's the disaster at hand. Fucking pearls!
Rabid - Spanish poster

Rabid - Spanish poster

I was planning to share the Japanese poster for Cronenberg's Rabid, but then I came across this utterly insane Spanish poster... what the hell, Spain?!
Chow Yun-Fat massage

Chow Yun-Fat massage

Enough said? Probably not.
Rape! (1976)

Rape! (1976)

For a film with a title made up of "rape" and an exclamation mark, Rape! is surprisingly well made and not nearly as exploitative as you'd expect.
Sexual training montage courtesy of the SS

Sexual training montage courtesy of the SS

In SS Girls, Mattei directly "borrows" from Salon Kitty and gives us a wild, and very silly, sexual training montage where SS-trained girls are forced to fuck fat and deformed men, fire guns, fence, and, uh, spin around in lycra suits.
Hell Is a City (1960)

Hell Is a City (1960)

Some of the best Hammer productions sit outside their signature genre of period horror. What Hammer did as well as - or perhaps even better than - colourful Gothic horror was stark, stripped back, black and white crime-thrillers.
Return of the Street Fighter - US poster

Return of the Street Fighter - US poster

I can't remember where Return of the Street Fighter ranks in the franchise, but I love this weirdly cartoonish poster.
Inappropriate cringe

Inappropriate cringe

The Fine Art features an unintentionally hilarious moment where Jeremy Wallace reacts terribly to a sad piece of information.
Super Erotic Businessman (2002)

Super Erotic Businessman (2002)

The title, Super Erotic Businessman, is fucking incredible, the movie itself is decidedly not. I really don't know who could possibly squeeze any sort of sexual gratification out of this.
Airborne horse dick!

Airborne horse dick!

Sex and Zen is a great film. It's funny and nicely shot, it sports a solid cast (which includes Amy Yip's elusive side-boobs), and, most importantly, its main plot revolves around a small-dicked character who has his penis replaced with a horse's cock.
Viras (バイラス Bairasu)

Viras (バイラス Bairasu)

Viras stands alongside weirdos like Hedorah as one of the oddest looking kaijū in monster movie history. A deformed squib with the face of a bird, there's something strangely creepy about the big lug.