Posts tagged "John Hayes"
I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

My favourite moment in Hot Lunch is when Desiree Cousteau and Brigit Olsen trade verbal blows in a battle for the film's (hysterically bland) leading stud. The dialogue has a John Waters-esque filth and absurdity to it. I love it!
Grave of the Vampire - US poster

Grave of the Vampire – US poster

There's not much to say about this really. Just look at it. Ridiculous!