Michael Myers flushes someone down a toilet
Happy Halloween! I'm a big fan of fan films. It's a chance to see famous characters doing ridiculous things, like, in the case of The Resurrection of Michael Myers Part 2, Michael Myers flushing someone down a toilet.
Plan 10 from Outer Space (1995)
You might watch Plan 10 and utterly hate it. It could be interpreted as total nonsense. But if you can see the mad genius creeping out behind the hairy-chested exhibitionists and bee-hive-faced aliens, you'll have a joyously good time at the movies.
Cyber Ninja (1988)
The plot isn’t what matters in Cyber Ninja. You aren’t strapping in for a tale of woe and familial bonding, you wanna see a robot ninja kick in the collective shit of dozens of faceless bad guys and a gigantic, building sized cannon blowing up a fortress.
Santo vs. The Vice Mafia – Mexican poster
Whoa. I somehow completely forgot to put up a poster of the week last Sunday. As an apology, please enjoy this amazing poster for a Santo flick.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if anyone else is going to find this subtitling faux pas from Love to Kill as hysterical as I do. Yeah.
M.O.G.U.E.R.A. (モゲラ Mogera)
Though he's certainly no Mechagodzilla, I quite like Mogera. He poses little threat with his shrewish face and lumbering movements, but his design is impressive and refreshingly bizarre in both his iterations.
Steven Seagal doesn’t know how or when to laugh
Steven Seagal has a famously ridiculous run. His flailing arms and wobbly hands are a wonder to watch. But there's other things Seagal can't do... like laughing properly.
The Sharkfighters (1956)
The Sharkfighters is definitely worth a whirl for those who can handle a slightly more subdued sharkfest.
Orgazmo – Japanese poster
I love the pixelated dildo. It's so Japanese that it must be tongue-in-cheek rather than a censorship issue.
The incredible finale of Zatoichi and the Chest of Gold
If you're not planning on watching this particular Zatoichi movie in full, I highly recommend checking out its amazing finale. The stunt work and flat-out vicious brutality of it is mind-boggling.
L’exécutrice (1986)
Brigitte Lahaie is a tough as nails cop who has to take down a gang of snuff and bestiality producing pornographers after they kidnap a girl. Cue gun fights and lots of running. So obviously with all that in mind, this is fucking amazing, right? Uh... well...
Nurse Sherri – US poster
I have never seen anyone quite so excited about nearby gravedigging. Was that really the brief given to the artist? Nurse has orgasm next to gravedigging? I hope so.
