A bonkers babysitter
Adventures in babysitting and baby-snatching from the 1975 Australian telemovie Mama's Gone A-Hunting.
Guiron (ギロン Giron)
Goddamn. I love Guiron. He should have got his own spin-off movie. Although it would probably just be torture porn of him chopping up Space Gyaos.
Mondo Strano (2014)
It's a pretty rare event that Mondo Exploito will review something new. It's just not what we do. But sometimes something comes along that fits the mould.
“Hukkunud Alpinisti” Hotell AKA Dead Mountaineer Hotel – Estonian poster
I won't be posting on Mondo Exploito for a little while after tonight, so I wanted to go out on a bang. According to my eyes, the below represents the sort of bang I wanted.
Orochi Strikes Again (1985)
Orochi Strikes Again has an almost Ed-Woodian hilarity that is enough to melt even the coldest of hearts. LONG LIVE OROCHI!!!
The Shadow of the Cat (1961)
The Shadow of the Cat is a breezy seventy minutes. It's nothing more than a slice of entertaining nonsense, but that's what I exactly wanted from it.
I Don’t Want to Be Born – UK poster
I stumbled upon this batshit crazy for the UK film I Don't Want to Be Born and instantly fell in love with it. The hand-headed scissor wielding baby is perhaps the single most astonishing graphic element I have ever seen.
Catty martial arts
This scene features Cynthia Rothrock, US martial artist megastar, but the highlight is a fellow American, Jeffrey Falcon, who, for some odd reason, occasionally imitates a cat while fighting.
Tokyo: The Last Megalopolis (1988)
This movie is definitely worth a watch for any fan of Japanese effects-riddled-apocalyptic-occulty-sweeping epics.
Eyecatch Junction (1991)
Eyecatch Junction is an accessible, non-offensive (well, mildly offensive) bit of fluff. It's also a valuable insight into one of Japan's most interesting filmmakers.
The Xterminator – US poster
Rarely will I share I poster for a film I've not seen, but I couldn't help myself with this pornotastic parody of The Terminator. I love the way this poster takes the menace out of its source material and replaces it with sleaze, stupidity, and a lopsided Arnie-face.
