A very Aussie Christmas
Goon bags. Baked beans. Eggs. Swearing. It's perfect. And though it's absurd, it's somehow incredibly accurate and reminds me of the Christmases of my childhood. Yikes.
Secret toilet passageway
I can't believe this is my second clip of the week from Stuart Gordon's Space Truckers. I guess it must be a seminal sci-fi masterpiece after all...
GUNS DON’T WORK!
Scarecrows is a film filled with bursts of shouting. Here's my favourite shouty bit.
I am a Disco Dancer!
Jesus Christ. I've had "I am a Disco Dancer" from Disco Dancer stuck in my head on loop for the past week. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!
Pussy from The Sopranos is eaten by a sound system
An actor's career is a roller-coaster ride. At one point in your career, you could be a featured player in one of the greatest television shows of all time. At another point, you might be getting eaten by a possessed sound system in an 80s heavy metal horror movie.
Hong Kong dick dreams
The Wildgoose Chase is about as dumb as Hong Kong cinema gets. And that's pretty dumb.
Fur is murder
The Granny is a beautiful tale exploring the themes of family, old age, and mink stole puppets eating people.
The Invisible Maniac kills a guy with a submarine sandwich
The Invisible Maniac features someone getting killed by a submarine sandwich. And it's easily the best part of this shitty, shitty movie.
Vampire boob skewer
Even if you don't dig Doctor Vampire's jarring mix of genres, it's hard not to appreciate its more insane moments, like a reanimated corpse running around with a boner and, in the case of this week's clip, a vampire getting her boobs skewered.
Turkish Captain America beats up some goons
Turkey's interpretation of its three famous titular characters is a fucking delight, especially Captain America who is just a regular guy in a silly outfit who punches the crap out of goons.
