What the dickens is this?!
I watched City of the Living Dead for the billionth time this week. While it's an amazing film and among the best from Fulci's golden era of gooey horror, it does contain some fantastically stiff and silly dialogue.
Lone Wolf and Cub destroy an army
I probably don't need to tell you that the Lone Wolf and Cub film series is amazing. With beautiful swordplay, arterial sprays and Tomisaburô Wakayama's miserable face, each film is outrageously entertaining.
Massive Bruce Spence does a massive stinker
Bruce Spence and David Argue stink it up in Midnite Spares.
Giant exploding zit in Slumber Party Massacre II
Sequels don't get much nuttier than Deborah Brock's Slumber Party Massacre II. The film is bursting with dream sequences and hallucinations, none as brilliant as this moment in my opinion...
The Burning Moon’s exploding head
Who doesn't like a good head explosion?!! People who don't like gory movies, I guess. Uh, well, here's one from Olaf Ittenbach's The Burning Moon. Even better than the exploding melon is the little speech delivered afterwards.
Richard Norton’s flaming feet
Richard Norton's amazingly pointless kick trick. From his 1995 Aussie tough guy flick, Under the Gun.
The Terror of the Alsatian Portrait
Veerana is by far the most entertaining Bollywood horror I've seen. One of my favourite moments involves a ridiculous portrait of an Alsatian.
Nazi tongue violence
Observe the ease in which Serafino Profumo tears out a tongue! The chuckling that ensues! And the hilarious post-violence depression that settles in as soon as Profumo places the tongue on a table!
My haaaand!
Another clip from Fulci's The Sweet House of Horrors. This has to be one of my favourite cinematic screams ever...
The Birth of the Devil… Bollywood style!
I must confess, I've been really warming to Bollywood horror of late, in particular the films by the great Ramsay brothers.
Evil microwave makes fat guy bubble
Nothing dates a film like a film that features the internet. That's why more films should feature the internet. Ghost in the Machine is one of those films.
Best worst ending to a movie ever?
I'm a big, big Lucio Fulci fan, but even I can admit that he's made a few stinkers, the worst of which being The Sweet House of Horrors.
