Gums – US poster
Jaws was not exactly a film screaming for a porn parody, but hey, I'm glad it exists. Also, the title "Gums" is wonderfully unerotic.
Worst Dracula ever
The highlight of Hot Vampire is Jim Parker's portrayal of Count Dracula. Parker is undoubtedly the worst Dracula ever shot on celluloid. He grins and stumbles his way through the film like a nervous high schooler with a camera shoved in his face.
The Xterminator – US poster
Rarely will I share I poster for a film I've not seen, but I couldn't help myself with this pornotastic parody of The Terminator. I love the way this poster takes the menace out of its source material and replaces it with sleaze, stupidity, and a lopsided Arnie-face.
