I watched Computer Beach Party (1987) last week. I’m still recovering. A nightmarish experience of bad comedy, this film is a definite must-see for all connoisseurs of horrible shit. I could go on about this film for ages, but for this post I’ll just focus on my favourite scene of stupidity. The film’s hero (a jocky middle-aged man posing as a nerd) is challenged to a drag race by some bullies. These are the bullies…
Hero nerd uses his computer skills to very fucking slowly win the race. And someone’s pants are lost in the process. Thank you and fuck you, Computer Beach Party.
1 comment
Uncle Sickey says:
Nov 23, 2014
Holy fuck, you think that guy would’ve done all of that computer shit before the race? The only way this could’ve been saved as a scene in this movie if a homeless, pregnant slut shot vodka-laced breast milk on his computer; shorting it out and hopefully electrocuting him!