Plankton – one of the best bad movies around. Unbelievably made in 1994, Plankton has all the qualities I’d expect from Italy in its early 80s prime; horrible dubbing (the voice over actors are definitely deliberately messing with the script, especially towards the end), ridiculous acting to compliment the stupid characters, nonsensical gags, goofy gore, awesome music and much, much more. And, the icing on the cake , the plot involves fish-fucking! I couldn’t recommend Plankton more. (For those interested in tracking it down, it has a decent US release under the title Creatures from the Abyss.) Here’s a scene involving vomiting, bugs and masturbation references. Enjoy!