This is the end, my friends

This is the end, my friends

If you've been following our Facebook or if you've read our last couple of posts, you'll know that Mondo Exploito is closing its doors. This is, in fact, the last ever post.
The Cat (1992)

The Cat (1992)

This is about a kung fu space cat fighting an interstellar blob and it was directed by the dude who did Riki-Oh; how do you THINK this is gonna go down?
The Tiger Attacks aka The Beast is Loose - Czech poster

The Tiger Attacks aka The Beast is Loose – Czech poster

When I was asked to do Mondo Exploito's final ever poster of the week, I felt strangely intimidated by the task. I've been lucky enough to contribute to Mondo Exploito since the beginning and it sure is sad to see it end.
A very Aussie Christmas

A very Aussie Christmas

Goon bags. Baked beans. Eggs. Swearing. It's perfect. And though it's absurd, it's somehow incredibly accurate and reminds me of the Christmases of my childhood. Yikes.
Dora Goblin (ドーラゴブリン Dōra Goburin)

Dora Goblin (ドーラゴブリン Dōra Goburin)

Kyouryu Sentai Zyuranger is varied in its villains and monsters. They can be terrifying as fuck. They can be destructive forces of nature. Or they can be children-napping, accordion playing dorks.
The Malibu Bikini Shop - German poster

The Malibu Bikini Shop – German poster

I love how this poster for The Malibu Bikini Shop is as cartoonish as it is sleazy.
Oh my god!

Oh my god!

I'm watching Miami Connection for the first time tonight, and I'm fucking excited.
Massage Parlor Murders! (1973)

Massage Parlor Murders! (1973)

Massage Parlor Murders! is fucking great. It delivers on sleaze and stupidity. The death scenes are filthy and crass. The nudity is rampant and gratuitous. The performances are big and stupid.
Blazing Zippers - US poster

Blazing Zippers – US poster

Do I really need to give a preamble to this poster? Everything that is great about it SCREAMS at you without the need for critical dissection.
Secret toilet passageway

Secret toilet passageway

I can't believe this is my second clip of the week from Stuart Gordon's Space Truckers. I guess it must be a seminal sci-fi masterpiece after all...
The Deadly Camp (1999)

The Deadly Camp (1999)

It’s always interesting to see the debut film of a master filmmaker. It could be a brilliant slice of cinema that shows us genius from the beginning — like, say, John Cassavetes’s Shadows. Or, like Takashi Miike’s Red Hunter: Prelude to Kill, it could be a total pile of shit...
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Outback Vampires (1987)

Outback Vampires (1987)

Outback Vampires is not a lost Ozploitation classic, but for all its slog, I'm glad I checked it out. There's enough head-scratching weirdness to make it a worthwhile watch. It would have been an incredible experience to stumble across this on TV.
Evils of the Night - US poster

Evils of the Night – US poster

Combine that synopsis with the following beautiful poster and we could have one of the greatest films ever made on our hands. We don't, of course... but we could.
I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a whale!

My favourite moment in Hot Lunch is when Desiree Cousteau and Brigit Olsen trade verbal blows in a battle for the film's (hysterically bland) leading stud. The dialogue has a John Waters-esque filth and absurdity to it. I love it!
Steele Justice (1987)

Steele Justice (1987)

In-between Karate Kids, Hollywood sought fit to grant Martin Kove a leading role in an action film. Does Kove have the charisma to pull off a starring role? Spoiler alert: no.
Steve: Death Collector (2015)

Steve: Death Collector (2015)

So, give Steve a chance? I say go for it, if you can get a hold of the movie and want something hokey, irreverent, and proud then you won't be disappointed.
Heroes Three - Spanish poster

Heroes Three – Spanish poster

Mid-punch action! Beams of light! Furious faces! Weapons! I highly recommend clicking through to see a blown up version of this out of control poster for Heroes Three!
Mutant birth nightmare from It's Alive III

Mutant birth nightmare from It’s Alive III

It's Alive III: Island of the Alive is my favourite from Larry Cohen's mutant baby franchise. Why? Because it doesn't take itself seriously as witnessed in this insane opening scene.
Little Devils: The Birth (1993)

Little Devils: The Birth (1993)

While this is no Gremlins, Little Devils is a blast from start to finish. I went in expecting dull garbage, instead I found scratching my head about its poor reputation.
Young Doctors In Love - US poster

Young Doctors In Love – US poster

While the humour inherent in this poster is clearly intended given the spoof nature of the film itself, I really have to give the designer credit for executing the concept in an aesthetically pleasing way.
Watermelon massacre

Watermelon massacre

If Mr. Majestyk taught me anything it is do not... I repeat... do not fuck with Charles Bronson's watermelons.
Dodongo (ドドンゴ)

Dodongo (ドドンゴ)

The way Ultraman treats Dodongo is genuinely disturbing. It's like watching a psychotic child torturing an animal. He even rides him at one point, which is both funny and unsettling.
Girls, Girls, Girls - German poster

Girls, Girls, Girls – German poster

I don't know what this movie is, but its poster is seriously freaking me out.