This is the end, my friends

This is the end, my friends

If you've been following our Facebook or if you've read our last couple of posts, you'll know that Mondo Exploito is closing its doors. This is, in fact, the last ever post.
The Cat (1992)

The Cat (1992)

This is about a kung fu space cat fighting an interstellar blob and it was directed by the dude who did Riki-Oh; how do you THINK this is gonna go down?
The Tiger Attacks aka The Beast is Loose - Czech poster

The Tiger Attacks aka The Beast is Loose – Czech poster

When I was asked to do Mondo Exploito's final ever poster of the week, I felt strangely intimidated by the task. I've been lucky enough to contribute to Mondo Exploito since the beginning and it sure is sad to see it end.
A very Aussie Christmas

A very Aussie Christmas

Goon bags. Baked beans. Eggs. Swearing. It's perfect. And though it's absurd, it's somehow incredibly accurate and reminds me of the Christmases of my childhood. Yikes.
Dora Goblin (ドーラゴブリン Dōra Goburin)

Dora Goblin (ドーラゴブリン Dōra Goburin)

Kyouryu Sentai Zyuranger is varied in its villains and monsters. They can be terrifying as fuck. They can be destructive forces of nature. Or they can be children-napping, accordion playing dorks.
The Malibu Bikini Shop - German poster

The Malibu Bikini Shop – German poster

I love how this poster for The Malibu Bikini Shop is as cartoonish as it is sleazy.
Oh my god!

Oh my god!

I'm watching Miami Connection for the first time tonight, and I'm fucking excited.
Massage Parlor Murders! (1973)

Massage Parlor Murders! (1973)

Massage Parlor Murders! is fucking great. It delivers on sleaze and stupidity. The death scenes are filthy and crass. The nudity is rampant and gratuitous. The performances are big and stupid.
Blazing Zippers - US poster

Blazing Zippers – US poster

Do I really need to give a preamble to this poster? Everything that is great about it SCREAMS at you without the need for critical dissection.
Secret toilet passageway

Secret toilet passageway

I can't believe this is my second clip of the week from Stuart Gordon's Space Truckers. I guess it must be a seminal sci-fi masterpiece after all...
The Deadly Camp (1999)

The Deadly Camp (1999)

It’s always interesting to see the debut film of a master filmmaker. It could be a brilliant slice of cinema that shows us genius from the beginning — like, say, John Cassavetes’s Shadows. Or, like Takashi Miike’s Red Hunter: Prelude to Kill, it could be a total pile of shit...
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Hong Kong dick dreams

Hong Kong dick dreams

The Wildgoose Chase is about as dumb as Hong Kong cinema gets. And that's pretty dumb.
The Zero Boys (1986)

The Zero Boys (1986)

I say definitely give The Zero Boys a shot. It's a neat take on slashers, survival horror, and action that, judging by the fact that I hadn't heard of it in the twenty-five years I've walked this Earth, gets overlooked way too often.
Gums - US poster

Gums – US poster

Jaws was not exactly a film screaming for a porn parody, but hey, I'm glad it exists. Also, the title "Gums" is wonderfully unerotic.
Fur is murder

Fur is murder

The Granny is a beautiful tale exploring the themes of family, old age, and mink stole puppets eating people.
Helldriver (2010)

Helldriver (2010)

Do you like zombies, jaunty tunes and that special brand of gory Japanese madness? If so, strap in, turn off the part of your brain that annoys you when something makes no sense, and um, helldrive, in Helldriver.
Massacre at Central High aka Sexy Jeans - Italian poster

Massacre at Central High aka Sexy Jeans – Italian poster

This is one of those astonishing curiosities that boggles my mind in the best possible way. The italian poster for Massacre at Central High has literally NOTHING to do with the film and has been hilariously re-titled Sexy Jeans.
The Invisible Maniac kills a guy with a submarine sandwich

The Invisible Maniac kills a guy with a submarine sandwich

The Invisible Maniac features someone getting killed by a submarine sandwich. And it's easily the best part of this shitty, shitty movie.
Dora Minotaur (ドーラミノタウロス Dōra Minotaurosu)

Dora Minotaur (ドーラミノタウロス Dōra Minotaurosu)

As someone who grew up loving the original incarnation of Power Rangers, it's a real mind fuck to see familiar footage in its true setting. Familiar footage like Mighty Minotaur, or, as he was known in Kyouryu Sentai Zyuranger, Dora Minotaur.
The Killer Robots! Crash and Burn (2016)

The Killer Robots! Crash and Burn (2016)

I watched a robot shoot a hologram to death. That's what I did today.
Hear No Evil aka City Dragon - German poster

Hear No Evil aka City Dragon – German poster

This poster suggests awesome one-liners, action, sleaze and explosions. Let's just pretend that's what the movie is actually like.
Vampire boob skewer

Vampire boob skewer

Even if you don't dig Doctor Vampire's jarring mix of genres, it's hard not to appreciate its more insane moments, like a reanimated corpse running around with a boner and, in the case of this week's clip, a vampire getting her boobs skewered.
The Lords of Magick (1989)

The Lords of Magick (1989)

I’ve watched this twice now and I still can’t figure out why it exists. It isn’t the worst film I’ve ever seen, but it’s not far off either.