Hong Kong dick dreams
The Wildgoose Chase is about as dumb as Hong Kong cinema gets. And that's pretty dumb.
Pretty Woman (1991)
Yes, Pretty Woman is a big piece of crap, but it's also, in many ways, a perfect CAT III outing. This is not CAT III's finest, but it could well be the most CAT III CAT III movie ever made.
This is how you end a movie! Part III
Hong Kong has already given us two examples of how to perfectly wrap up a movie, and now sex comedy stinker Stooges in Tokyo brings their score to a hat-trick.
Run for Life – Ladies from China – Hong Kong poster
It's rare that I post posters that are just plain shitty, but I've been obsessing over this awful Hong Kong poster for the hysterically titled Run for Life - Ladies from China.
It’s Now or Never (1992)
Don't let the fact that this is not as obnoxious and mean-spirited as the usual CAT III girl gang fare put you off. It's Now or Never is by far the best of the sub-genre.
Cat + Microwave
We've featured the ridiculous Devil's Woman on Mondo before, but if you needed more prompting to see this braindead classic of CAT III cinema, here's an exploding cat.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if anyone else is going to find this subtitling faux pas from Love to Kill as hysterical as I do. Yeah.
How to have sex according to The Underground Banker
The Underground Banker sounds amazing on paper, but most of the screen time is dedicated to shit comedy. Like this brilliantly stupid scene where Anthony Wong attempts to fuck his sex-starved wife while listening to instructions from an extremely unhelpful sex therapy tape.
The Raping Murderer (1995)
The Raping Murderer is borderline unwatchable. I apologise for even bringing it to your attention if you weren't already aware of it. If you have already seen it, I apologise for dredging up any bad memories.
Dick training montage
I think we can all agree that every movie centring on gigolos requires a dick training montage. Hong Kong turd Gigolo Club delivers, though I'm not entirely sure how hot sauce helps tackle premature ejaculation.
This is how you end a movie! Part II
The abrupt, dick-destroying ending of Body Lover will likely never be topped, but today's clip comes close. This ending is taken from CAT III Modern Girls (1993). Though it spends most of its time drowning in mediocrity, its absurd ending deserves a standing ovation.
Revanchist (1994)
Despite Hong Kong obscurities' ability to hide in the shadows, it's still rather shocking that Revanchist isn't more widely seen. Perhaps my lack of expectations is making me overstate the film's quality, but it's been a long time since I've enjoyed a Hong Kong action flick this much.
